Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair.

Dorothy Parker
About This Quote

If you are in the hospital but have no money to buy a pricey wheelchair, then you'll settle for a diamond-studded wheel-chair. This is because of the financial hardship of being sick, but you get to have the most expensive wheels on the market. Think about it -- if you are in a wheelchair, you are financially trapped. You can't get a job or even apply for one.

You aren't allowed to go to school. You can't be a parent. If you have no money, there is literally nothing you can do.

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